If there is one thing you should know about me, it's this: I am going to be famous.
I haven't quite sorted out all the details yet but it will most likely involve becoming the Queen of England. Some people tell me this is impossible but I think I am perfectly cut out for being the Queen. I love tea, I look fabulous in hats (not everyone can pull off a sombrero like I can) ...what more could they want?
I have been going to Centre Stage Camp for 4 big summers!! I love SPAM, The Pleasures Of Cheese, crackers, sushi (okay, pretty much every food), I love fire. I am going to be a famous fire eater in the circus soon. I can play guitar, juggle (3 balls!! I'm not just your average 2 ball cheater juggler), and I am the champion of all of the camp games so watch out!
I also have the privilage of being friends with the best fish ever! Clyde has lived with me for almost a year -his birthday is April 15- and he is the best. He is also going to be famous. He could do anything: he is a genius, he is super fast, he is so friendly and outgoing. But most of all, he is handsome! He is the most attractive fish! He gets compliments all the time! I think he will most likely become a male model.
Anyway, the point is, you should meet me so that one day you can tell your grandchildren how you were friends with the Erin Johnston!
I haven't quite sorted out all the details yet but it will most likely involve becoming the Queen of England. Some people tell me this is impossible but I think I am perfectly cut out for being the Queen. I love tea, I look fabulous in hats (not everyone can pull off a sombrero like I can) ...what more could they want?
I have been going to Centre Stage Camp for 4 big summers!! I love SPAM, The Pleasures Of Cheese, crackers, sushi (okay, pretty much every food), I love fire. I am going to be a famous fire eater in the circus soon. I can play guitar, juggle (3 balls!! I'm not just your average 2 ball cheater juggler), and I am the champion of all of the camp games so watch out!
I also have the privilage of being friends with the best fish ever! Clyde has lived with me for almost a year -his birthday is April 15- and he is the best. He is also going to be famous. He could do anything: he is a genius, he is super fast, he is so friendly and outgoing. But most of all, he is handsome! He is the most attractive fish! He gets compliments all the time! I think he will most likely become a male model.
Anyway, the point is, you should meet me so that one day you can tell your grandchildren how you were friends with the Erin Johnston!
3 comments:
I don't know, I mean..ALL the camp games? If memory serves your weren't THAT great at DARLING IF YOU LOVE ME!!!!
and you must post a picture of your most handsome fish!
There are more games, Erin. Oh so many more. I feel like you've just put quite the challenge out there...
Okay, sometimes I have been known to have giant laughing fits during darling if you love me but even you can't help it when Zach is trying to get you out!
Bring on the new games!!
I'll be the champion!
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